Everyone Hates To Focus On The Bad Stuff, But Lets Face Ithow Can You Improve If You Dont Know What To Improve Upon? So, Lets Get To It! What Does Your Astrology Sign Unpleasantly Say About You?Aries (March 21April 19)Your Ruling Planet Is Mars, The God Of War. This Sums Up Your Personality Quite Well, Dont You Think. Always Ready For A Battle, You Rams Never Back Down. Well, Thats Because You Are Always Right At Least In Your Mind.Advice: Temper, Temper, Aries. Loosing Your Cool When Things Don't Go Your Way Does Nothing To Boost Your Popularity. Try Yoga.Taurus (April 20May 20)One Word Describes Taurus To A Tee: Stubborn. Getting You To Change Your Mind Is Like Closing A Revolving Doorimpossible.Advice: I Understand That You Never Say Die, But Sometimes You May Want To Admit Critical Injury. Pick And Choose Your Battles.Gemini (May 21June 20)You Are An Air Sign, Gemini, And To Say You Are Flighty Would Be An Understatement. If Life Were A Kitchen, You Would Have A Hand In Preparing Every Dinner. But, When It Comes To Suppertime, No Meals Would Actually Be Ready.Advice: Focus, Gemini, Focus. Sigh Youre Not Even Reading This Any More, Are You?Cancer (June 21July 22)With Mood Swings Off The Charts, Cancers Make Great Homebodies And Told-you-sos. Oh, And Lunaticsafter All You Are Ruled By The Moon.Advice: Drop The Martyrdom Vibe. Get Out Of Your Shell And Have A Good Time More Often.Leo (July 23August 22)If Asked To Name Five Words To Describe Herself, A Leo Couldnt Just Stop At Just Five. You See, Leos Are To Modesty As Goldfish Are To Blueberries. Meaning, Leos And Modesty Have Nothing To Do With Each Other.Advice: Just Because The Lion Is Your Symbol Does Not Mean You Can Be King Of The Jungle All Of The Time. Share The Limelight.Virgo (August 23September 22) Mr. Clean Has Nothing On You, Virgo. Everything In Your Life Must Be Neat, Tidy And Completed To Perfection. After All, Its All About You.Advice: Would It Kill You To Compliment A Friend? I Know Its Tough. Just Make Something Up.Libra (September 23October 22)Shopping, Sleeping, Looking Good Vanity Thy Name Is Libra. And Dont Even Think About Asking A Libra To Make A Decision. They Fence-sit Like Its Their Job.Advice: Not All Mirrors Are There To Reflect. Some Are Actually There For Show. Try To Walk Past One Without Looking, Libra.Scorpio (October 23November 21)Im A Bit Nervous To Say Anything Negative About You, Scorpio. You May Plot Horrifying Revenge. So, Ill Just Say Scorpios Are Kind Of Scary.Advice: Honestly, Scorpio. Your Intensity Is Burning A Whole Through My Soul. No, Thats Not A Good Thing.Sagittarius (November 22December 21)Open Mouth, Insert Foot Again And Again And Again Take A Sagittarius To A Formal Event And Shell Embarrass You Every Time. But, Take One To A Kegger, And Shell Be The First With The Lampshade.Advice: I Know, Leaping Without Looking Is Exciting, But Try Not To Be So Impulsive, Sagittarius.Capricorn (December22 January 19)Contrary To Capricorn Belief, There Is More To Life Than Money. And, Although Capricorns May Find This Hard To Accept, Too, Weekends Are For Leaving The House, Not Staying Home To Count Ones Money.Advice: Pessimism Doesnt Look Good On Anybody. Lighten Up, Capricorn.Aquarius (January 20February 18)The Mad Scientists Of Astrology, Most People See Aquarians As Just Plain Weirdoes. And Aquarians Like That.Advice: Always The Loner, Try To Branch Out And Sail In New Seas.Pisces (February 19March 20)Just Like Their Watery Cousins (mermaids And The Lock Ness Monster) Pisces People Live In A Fairytale World; In A State Of Confusion.Advice: Its Time To Wake Up! Living In A Dream World May Be Fun, But It Could Cause Nightmares In Reality.
