When We Think Of Buying A New Car, We Rarely Have The Initial Buying New Car Blues, Until The Thoughts Actually Begin To Come.thoughts Of Actually Having To Go Through The Ugly Process Of Dealing With A Dealership.Why Do We Have To Go Through This, Is Often One Of Our First Thoughts, As Getting The Blues Is Not What We Actually Desire. We Want This To Be An Enjoyable Experienceone That We Will Remember In A Positive Manner For Years To Comeas We Enjoy The New Vehicle Sitting In Our Driveway Or Garageor Better Yet As We Motor On Down The Roadfeeling The Way This New Baby Takes The Corners.However, There Seems To Be Such A Terrible Taste In Our Mouths After We Have Been Through The Traditional Process In Americawhich Results In The Buying New Car Blues. It's Awful. Really It Is. How Can You Take Such A Huge Occasion In Someone's Life And Turn It Into Such A Miserable Experiencewell My Opinion Is You Just Add The Dealership To The Equationthat's How. Awful!Buying New Car Blues Is A Phenomenon As Far As I Am Concerned. You Roll Over In Bed The Morning Of Your Purchase. You Kiss Your Spouse Or Significant Loved Oneknowing That Today Is The Day That You Will Add A New Vehicle To The Family. Very Exciting Indeed.You Pack Up The Car With The Two Kids (big Mistake As You Didn't Remember That This Process Take About 20 Hours) And You Head On Down To The Dealership. You Pull Up To The Lot And Are Greeted By A Big Cheesy Grin From A Guy Named Gus Who Claims That Today Is His First Day.He Immediately Begins With A Line Of Questioning As If You Were Being Cross-examined For A Robbery Down The Street At The Local Convenience Store (mind Youtoday Is His First Day). You Find The Vehicle That You Are Interested In, Drive Itthen The Real Hell Starts.As You Return On Your Test Drivehe Throws The Corny Line Out Heywhy Don't You Park The Car Over There In The Sold Line? Ok, ReallyI Am Not 6 Years Oldand I Do Realize That There Is NO Sold Line.You Wander On Inside To Give Your Offeryour Two Kids And Spouse Are Being As Patient As Any Humans Could Possibly Begiving You A Quick Glance Every Time And Again To Ensure That You Have Not Lost Your Patience Yet.You Sit Down In The Boothno Calculatorno Computersno TV To Pacify The Kidsno Newspaperno Nothingand Gus Begins Asking Your Life Story. Name, Rank And Serial Number Please. 87 References. And Nowe Will Never Call Themit's Just For The Bank Is His Reply. He Then Whips Out His 4 Squareyou Know The Onethe One By The End Of The Battle That Has 18 Different Colors Of Sharpie On Ittelling You That You Don't Know A Thing About Automobileswhat They Costand What You Should Pay. Talk About Demoralizingand The Onslaught Of Buying New Car Blues.You Finally Agree To A Pricea Paymentand Are Patted On The Back From Fredthe CLOSER (he Has Been At The Dealership For More Than 1 Day We Are Sure)and Assisted Down The Hall To Meet JAKE, The Business Manager That Is Just Going To Tie Up The Paperworkyou Knowdot The 'I's' And Cross The 'T's'.Jake Starts In On How Stupid You Would Be If You Don't Buy This And Don't Buy Thatand How Your New Car Is Going To Brake In Half Tomorrowand You Better Be Covered.sheesh. ENOUGH!Buying New Car Blues! It Is A Phenomenon. What Else Could You Have Such Great Thoughts Ofthat Ultimately Turn Into Such A Terrible Experience? ReallyI Challenge You To Find A Distant Rival.I Advise Everyone To Pass On This Experience All Togetheras There Is A Better Wayand A Way To Eliminate The Buying New Car Blues.
