It's Not Summer Time Any More
It's Not Summer Time Any More

Now, Just To Be Clear, I Didn't Come Up With The Spray Concept. Although I Pondered The Issue Of Spray Tanning Salons Many Times In The Past, It's Not My Idea. You're Shocked; I Know. I Am A Little Bit Surprised As Well; Considering I Invented Post-its. Anyway, Why Spray Tanning Salons? That's An Easy One. They Simply Make More Sense Than Tanning Beds Or Laying Out On A Beach And Getting Baked. These Two Old-school Methods Ruin Your Epidermis. Didn't You See "There's Something About Mary? The Old Woman In This Film Said It All When She Removed Her Shirt. How Many Other Old Leathery Individuals Have You Spotted On Beaches, Or Just In The Local Mall. I Can't Even Count Them All. This Is All The Proof You Need That Tanning Is Dangerous And Makes You Age Horribly. With Spray Tanning Salons, You Get A Different Approach. Surely You've Seen Or Tried Self Tanner. It Can Be Purchased At Any Local Drugstore. Actually You Might Have Trouble Deciding Which One To Buy These Days. There Are Tons To Choose From. Now, With Spray Tanning Salons The Concept Is Similar. Except, They Do All The Work For You. You Just Stand There Looking Cool, While They Hose You Down With Golden Goodness. In Short, If You Absolutely Must Have A Tan, Then Give Spray Tanning Salons A Shot. This New-age Technology Is Worth Your While. It Won't Cause Skin Cancer And It Will Not Pre-age Your Skin. Now That's A Healthy Tan!