Reasons To Quit Smoking  101 Funny  Not-so-Funny Incentives
Reasons To Quit Smoking 101 Funny Not-so-Funny Incentives

"Give Me A Lever Long Enough And A Fulcrum On Which To Place It, And I Shall Move The World."-- ArchimedesDo You Have A Long Enough Lever In Your Life To Quit Smoking? With Long List Of Reasons, You Can Do Anything - Even Quit Smoking. (Ordered Chronologically And By Importance) 1.Wasting Money On Killing Yourself 2.Smelling Like An Ashtray3.Your Bland Taste Buds 4.The Embarrassing Smoking Smell Of Your 5.Even Coffee Tastes Worst6.Wondering If Someone Is Going To Get Sick From Riding In Your Smokers Car 7.Your Home Wont Stink8.The Whizzing When You Breathe9.You Alright Get Enough Lung Population By Living In The City10.You Wont Have To Move To The Country To Breath Clean Air 11.Poor Circulation12.Low Energy13.Feeling Gorse 14.No Amount Of Gum Covers Your Ashtray Breath15.Yellow Teeth 16.Yellow Stained Fingers17.Living An Extra 7 Years18.Accomplishing What Only 3.5 Of Smokers Do A Year: Quitting For A Year Or Longer (According To The Surgeon General's Report, 1990)19.Grayish Dull Complexion Caused By Smoking20.Preventing Premature Aging Without Surgery Or Fancy Creams21.Scaly Skin Caused By Smoking22.Having To Look For A Cigarette23.Having To Ask For A Light24.Those Millions Of Thoughts About Smoking25.Wasting Time Planning Your Smoke BreaksReasons To Quit Smoking26.Experiencing Panic-attacks When Youre Not Able To Have A Cigarette27.Freezing Outside In Bad Weather 28.Having Money To Go Back To School, Work Less Hours, Or Go A Vacation29.Extra Money To Purchase Gifts For Loved Ones30.Hanging Out With The Mostly Unhealthy And Pessimistic Smokers Crowd31.No Energy To Exercise32.Three Words Sex, Impotence, Loser33.Not Being Able To A Flight Climb Stairs Without Losing Your Breathe34.The A Smoker Unhealthy Life Style35.Low Self-confidence Of Being A Smoker36.People Looking Down On You For Being A Smoker37.Being Turned Down For Life Insurance38.Potential Employer Not Hiring You Because Youre A Smoker39.Not Being Able To Find An Apartment Because No One Wants To Rent To Smokers40.concentration41.All The Interruptions In Your Life42.Less Running Around43.The Negative Drain Of Being Addicted To Something 44.Non-smoker Hate Kissing Smokers, And Most Likely Will NOT45.The Thought Of Harming Your Unborn Baby 46.Second-hand Smoke Kills Family Members Too47.75 Of Children Who Smoke Because Their Parents Do 48.Teens That Smoke Are Seven Times More Likely Do Elicit Drugs49.Trips To The Convenience Store In The Middle Of The Night50.Waking-up In The Middle Of The Night Just To Have A SmokeReasons To Quit Smoking51.Craving A Cigarette And Being Irritated If You Dont Get One52.Less Time To Spend With Your Family53.Less Time Inhaling Toxic Poisons54.Less Time Inhaling Other Smokers Second Hand Smoke55.Never Having To Sit In Another Smoke Filled Room56.Feeling And Looking Younger57.The Smell Smoke In Your Hair58.The Smell Smoke In Your Clothes59.A Toxic And Cancer Filled Body 60.Aching Joints 61.Muscle Pains62.That Constant Nagging Cough63.Getting A Colds All The Time64.A Weak Immune System65.Only Being Able To Date Less-than-perfect Smokers66.Burning Holes Your Clothes67.Worrying About Burning Down Your Home68.Worrying About Burning Down Some One Elses Property Or Home69.Encouraging Your Children To Play With Fire70.Having Money To Go On Date Night To Dinner And The Movies71.Time To Start A New Hobby72.Time To Start An Exercise Program73.Time To Clean Your Body Out74.Finally Throwing Clothes With Burn Holes In Them75.Smoking Causes Infertility Reasons To Quit Smoking76.Your Baby Will Thank You77.Your Breast Milk Will Be Safe To Drink78.All Of Your Family Members Will Be Proud Of You79.All Of Your Friends Will Be Proud Of You80.All Of Your Co-workers Will Be Proud Of You81.Having Lunch Money Every Day Now82.You Wont Ever Be Called A Smoker Again83.Having To Bum Cigarettes From Others84.Worry About Going For A Long Time Without A Smoke Like In A Movie Or On A Plane85.Sleepless Nights 86.The Sad Fact Your First Thought In Your Day Is About Smoking87.Youll Instantly Be Sexier And More Attractive To People Even Non-smokers 88.No More Excuses About Not Quitting89.Literally Not Being Able To Smell The Roses90.Other People Thinking Youre Dim-witted91.Losing Creditability As An Professional Or Expert Because Of Your Dumb Habit92.Your Mom Never Asking You To Quit Again93.Having The Title Of Ex-smoker94.Quitting Before You Get Cancer Or Die95.Proving All Those People Wrong Who Said Youll Never Quit96.Dying A Peaceful Death97.Giving The Athletic Performance Advantage To The Non-smokers98.Burning Holes In Your Carpets99.Cleaning Ashtrays100.Cleaning Up Spill Tobacco In Your Purse Or Desk 101.Hiding The Fact You Still Havent Quit YetRight Now, Please Write Out Your Top 10, Print It Them Off, Or Email Them To A Friend. I Hope You Found A Long List Of Reasons To Quit Smoking Now, Long Enough To Easily Quit Smoking Today.Sources:1US Surgeon General's Report, 1990, P. Vi 2According To The American Cancer Society, The Average Economic Costs Of Smoking Are Estimated To Be Approximately 3,391 Per Smoker Per Year According For The Average Inflation Cost Of Cigarettes U.S. Fire Administration. A Profile Of Fire In The United States, 1989-1998. 2000. Available Online At: Www.usfa.fema.gov 5Smoking 25 Cigarettes (one Pack) A Day For An Average 4 Minutes (smoking And Traveling To The Designated Smoking Spot) Equals 608 Hours And 20 Minutes Of Conscious Time Per Year.