Do You Realize That Some Tax Forms Ask You To Check A Box If You Are BLIND?Quote: Two Years Ago It Was Impossible To Get Through On The Phone To The IRS. Now It's Just Hard To Get Through. That's Progress. -Charles Rossotti, Former IRS CommissionerDisappointed That You Never Had Time To Write The Great American Novel? Dont Fret, Just Go Dig Out Your Past Tax Returns.Quote: "The Eiffel Tower Is The Empire State Building After Taxes."Under The Freedom Of Information Act, A Man With A Small Business Sent A Request To The IRS Asking If They Had A File On Him. The IRS Wrote Back, There Is Now.Quote: It Would Be Nice If We Could All Pay Our Taxes With A Smile, But Normally Cash Is Required.Q: Who Audits IRS Agents?Quote: Next To Being Shot At And Missed, Nothing Is Quite As Satisfying As An Income Tax Refund.Q: How Do You Drive A CPA Insane?A: Fill Out Form 1040EZ.Quote: The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect."Why Is It That When The IRS Loses A Tax Return, It Is Considered A Mistake, But When You Lose A Receipt, It Is Considered Tax Evasion?Quote: "The Wages Of Sin Are Death, But By The Time Taxes Are Taken Out, It's Just Sort Of A Tired Feeling."Q: How Do You Humble A Person That Flaunts Their Wealth?A: Have Them Fill Out A Tax Return.Quote: Even When You Make A Tax Form Out On The Level, You Don't Know When It's Through If You Are A Crook Or A Martyr.Q: Why Is A Tax Audit Like A Tornado?A: There's A Lot Of Screaming And You End Up Losing Your House.Quote: When Are We Going To Be Allowed To List The Government As A Dependent?People Often Say Death And Taxes Are The Same, But This Is Wrong. Death Is A Taxable Event, But Taxes Never Die.
