Only One Half Day Left Of My Conference. I Can Hardly Wait For This Thing To Be Over And I Can Leave This Town For A While. One Amusing Story To Share. While I Was In The Men's Room Today, I Took My Position At The Urinal. As I Was Performing Standard Urinal Procedure, I Noticed Out Of The Corner Of My Eye A Man Talking To Another Man About 5 Urninals Down. He Stood Right Next To The Man, And Started Talking While Emptying The Tank. It Was Obvious They Had A Solid Business Relationship.As They Exchanged Greetings The Man In Mid-pee Reached Over And Shook The Other Man's Hand! WHOA! TIMEOUT! 3 Cardinal Rules Of Standard Mens Room Procedure Had Been Broken!1. Failure To Utlize The Inbetween Urninal. If There Are A Bank Of Pee Stalls, Be Kind And Position Yourself At LEAST One Urninal From Your Fellow Urniner. 2. Direct Eye Contact. Never, I Mean Never Make Eye Contact With A Fellow Uriner. You Have Already Established A Male Bond By Proxy Because You Pee Standing Up. Eyes Front, Cowboy.3. Hand To Hand Contact In Mid Procedure. NO! Should That Man Have Put His Had Out In A Kindly Handshaky Gesture, I Would Have Told Him, (and You Should Too), "Sorry, Sir, But Round These Parts We Practice A Little Bit Of Hand Sanatizing. Wash Em Up Good, With Soap, Dry Em Off, Then We Can Shake." I Know I Keep My No-no Zone In A Mighty Fine And Clean Condition, But I Don't Know About My Fellow Man.I Hope This Has Been A Valuable Refresher Course In Men Restroom Behavior.
